10 Things a woman never says to a man

•May 5, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Not in any particular order

  1. I am only with you for the money
  2. You don’t have to get committed to me
  3. I don’t need any “special treatment” (read money and attention)
  4. You don’t have to call me again
  5. Let’s do an abortion
  6. I don’t want marriage or kids
  7. I love your mom
  8. Please go ahead and have a great nitght out with your ‘ex’
  9. Love is not the thing, sex is the only thing
  10. I don’t want to shop or talk

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10 Things a man never says to a woman

•May 3, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Not in any particular order.

  1. I am already married
  2. I just want to sleep with you
  3. I am bored with your yapping all the time
  4. I think your friend is sexy
  5. I think you are fat
  6. You are not worth the money I spend on you
  7. I have another girl friend
  8. You are not beautiful, you are just another pretty face for me
  9. I think you should stop talking and jump into bed with me. RIGHT NOW!
  10. Sex was great but I am never going to call you again

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Figure It Out for Yourself

•February 22, 2008 • Leave a Comment

No one to help, no advice, what you hear is never true. So…go figure it yourself.

You’re Lonely When You’re Dead

•February 21, 2008 • 1 Comment

“You are always alone, alive or dead” – New City Saying.

Twelve Chinks and a Woman

•February 19, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Is thirteensome a word?

No Orchids For Miss Blandish

•February 19, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Unusual shapes and beautiful colours – the dead don’t appreciate!

Dance like it hurts

•February 7, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Dance like it hurts,
Love like you need money,
Work when people are watching.

Scott Adams, The Way of the Weasel
US cartoonist (1957 – )
 
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